My dad sent me this one and I just have to share:
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
(C’mon. You know it’s funny.)
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Errin Stevens 
You realize, of course, that the above joke is not original to me. Please understand that in my other life I was a lawyer, where anything that hasn’t been done before cannot be done.
My other recent favorite from Dad:
Einstein had a theory about space. It was about time, too.