We altos (the muddier, under-appreciated sisters of all those trilling, standout sopranos) used to tell a joke I have since adapted to feature writers or editors as my situation dictates. It goes like this:
Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to do it and nine to stand around and say they could have done it better.
I thought I was so alone in my cleverness until I stumbled across this site today: https://sites.google.com/site/writersjokes/jokesabouteditorspublishers
Hope it gives other folks out there a chuckle!